I'm Sorry greeting card


I'm Sorry I Fuckkkeeeddd Up!

shit happens. Apologize.

Digitally printed on A5 size folded card (4 x 5.5") with envelope. Blank interior. All paper acid and lignin free.


I accept Paypal, credit card payments, and Etsy gift cards. Payment is due at time of purchase.

Shipping from United States

All items are shipped through the United States Postal Service. Delivery confirmation is included for items when possible and is included in the shipping price.
At this time all ready-to-ship items will be shipped within 1-3 business days unless otherwise noted in item description. Please contact me for rush order or any other delivery request.

International items are shipped First Class (the best rate) and shipping times can vary depending on the country- please give up to a few weeks. Delivery confirmation is not available for international shipments.

Any significant shipping overcharges will be refunded.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

If you are not happy with your purchase, please contact me within 30 days and I will do my best to resolve any issues with your purchase, whether that be repairing or replacing a damaged item, or issuing a refund.


Please contact me for custom orders, gift wrapping, handwritten notes, and the like.

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